What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 19:28

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
What should I do to get over a relationship?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
What is the dirtiest city in India?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Still no good.
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Still no good